Algorithm of professional life
Aim:
To continue working hard as yet another software engineer in the crowd
Algorithm:
Step 1(previous night):Adjust alarm to ring at 7 am
Step 2(next morning):Snooze up ringing alarm unto 8 am
Step 3:Get ready
Step 4:Catch bus and reach office
Step 5:Start coding
Step 6(not regular):Attend team meetings in hindi and blink
Step 6:Repeat step 5,step 6 unto end of day
Step 7:Come late to home
Step 8:Sleep
Step 9:Go to step 1
Coding:
import hardwork.*;
Class ProfessionalLife{
public static void main(String professionals[]){
String vijay=professionals[1000000000];
boolean workGiven=true;
boolean meetingArranged=false;
boolean notEndOfDay=true;
for(;;){
adjustAlarm(7);
snoozeupAlarm(8);
getReady();
travelToOffice(bus);
while(notEndOfDay){
if(workGiven){
doCoding();
}
if(meetingArranged){
attendMeeting();
}
}
goHome(late);
sleep();
}
}
}
Output:
Salary credited to bank account at the end of the month
Sunday, March 29, 2009
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